Other fun facts:
For exercise, I enjoy shuffling around the house in my
underwear while reading magazines. This allows me to achieve my
dream of multi-tasking in all areas of my life.
I always dreamed about being in the Mafia, but when I applied,
they said I was too mean.
Whenever I am losing an argument with a family member,
I say confusing things in the hopes that they will think they are
not smart enough to argue with me. (Editor's note: this does not
work nearly as well as he thinks. We are on to him!)
I only laugh at my own jokes. Laughing at the jokes of
others is a sign of weakness.
I like to finish every meal with a nice tooth-picking.
Favorite quote: "I am not a crook." -Richard Nixon, 1973
In 1964, I married the love of my life, Jenny. Without her, I would
still be a parking lot attendant in downtown Atlanta. She lets me
fish and play golf as long as I massage her bunions every night.
My favorite links:
Golf Web, for those with no
Wines On-line. It
just doesn't get any better than this!
CBS Sportsline. Up-to-date
Tech football. Schedule, stats, etc.
Tech Women's Basketball
Tech Men's Basketball